If the military issued a lube, this is what they'd distribute with the condoms and artillery. During Operation Desert Storm, marines jacked off with actual, military-issue gun oil while hunkered down in the trenches of Kuwaiti battlefields. A group of those marines has developed a high-tech, condom-safe formula for smooth, rapid-fire action.
This water-based lube keeps a private's parts well-lubricated with added vitamin E and aloe vera for a longer lasting, slicker ride and minimized skin irritation. The ultra-concentrated formula is designed to out-perform comparable top-shelf products - a few drops lubricate thoroughly without breaking down or drying out.