Novelty Gifts
Novelty gifts come in all shapes and sizes and will usually involve reference to the male genitalia or female breasts. The main aim is to raise a smile at a reasonable price.
They are great as stocking fillers or as silly toys to make adults wish they were kids again. From growing your own stripper to lighting a willie-shaped candle, novelty gifts are part of the same cherished British tradition that brought us the saucy, seaside postcard: cheeky and a bit rude without going over the top. In short, a bit of harmless fun!
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Sexy Times Greeting CardArse, Cock, or boobs! These cards are not for the faint hearted. We like to say they're subtle! The card is blank inside, to add your own personal message, just in case the badge wasn't enough! All cards are supplied with an envelope (colours...
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Hello Lezza Greeting Card and BadgeThese cards are not for the faint hearted. We like to say they're subtle! The card is designed with a slogan and comes with a large badge. The card is blank inside, to add your own personal message, just in case the badge wasn't...
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Queer Of The Year Greeting Card and BadgeAnd the Award goes to! These cards are not for the faint hearted. We like to say they're subtle! The card is designed as a rosette with a large holographic foil badge. The card is blank inside, to add your own personal message, just...
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Twat Greeting Card and BadgeSometimes just one word will do! These cards are not for the faint hearted. We like to say they're subtle! The card is designed with a slogan and comes with a large badge. The card is blank inside, to add your own personal message,...
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Your Knob My Gob Greeting Card and BadgeWhy wait till Valentines to tell him, if you want it, you want it. But if you want to wait, then that's fine too! These cards are not for the faint hearted. We like to say they're subtle! The card is designed as a...
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I Heart Anal Greeting Card and BadgeIf you love it, you love it! This is a card and badge for all the anal lovers out there, so you can let everyone know! These cards are not for the faint hearted. We like to say they're subtle! The card is designed...
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I Heart Minge Greeting Card and BadgeThis card isn't for everyone, well we don't all love minge now do we, but if you do, celebrate it! These cards are not for the faint hearted. We like to say they're subtle! The card is designed with a slogan and comes with...
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Complete and Utter Fucker Greeting Card and BadgeA Birthday Card that has the only greeting needed! These cards are not for the faint hearted. We like to say they're subtle! The card is designed as a rosette with a large holographic foil badge. The card is blank inside, to add your...
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Roll Play Erotic Story DiceUse the dice images you roll to create your own erotic, outrageous, or funny story. Great for couples, friends, and parties. Contents: 8 Dice 48 Images
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Sexy 6 Dice - Sex EditionRoll with raunchiness for impromptu flirty fun! Get down and get dirty with Sexy 6! Toss the dice to add a little spice nad surprise to your bedroom antics, with 720 possible combinations for you to enjoy. Roll the dice and revel in the...
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Kheper Games Bride to Be Party Dice GameThis party game is the way to party for her last night of freedom. Simply roll the dice and perform the dare - if you're brave enough!
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Sex Marks the Spot Board GameSex Marks The Spot is a game of chance where all roads lead to romance...and raunchiness! Navigate across a grid loaded with erotic surprises and sexy suggestions, picking up X's and Ooohh's in a quest to unlock your favourite fantasy, ahead of your partner's....
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Fetish Fun Board GameExplore kinky satisfaction and bondage action with the Fetish Fun board game! This new board game will allow you to explore your inner kink with this intimate introduction to the world of fetish. You will spank, restrain and role-play your way through Fetish Fun!...
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50 Positions of Bondage Card GameThis kinky card game lets you explore the bondage side of your relationship. 50 position cards featuring challenges in five categories to play as a rummy style card game or simply select a card and act out the image! Brand: Kheper Games Players:...
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